Student standards.

Fellow soon to be university students; I have news your standards are soon to be lowered. Fear not! You will survive the next three years relatively unscathed but beware the looming lowering of standards that will shortly ensue.

From living in a communal home during college I have calculated that these are the three things that students living in student accommodation are almost certain to do;

1) You will order in, eat of a napkin or miss a meal because you can't be bothered to do the dishes. Sad, I know but very, very true.

2) You will surprise yourself, whether its sexually, with your own maturity level, with your new found love of playing pranks (blow flour under their door with a hair dryer...you know you want to), or your new blase attitude towards drugs and alcohol.

3) You or one/ all of your roommates will at some point see each other; naked, on the toilet, violently generating alcohol induced vomit, fall asleep on the toilet, perform some sexual act, cry, laugh, fart.


I'm sorry, but its too true. So lets just hope your roommates are the quiet, loyal kind.