"Like a search for murder clues in a dead mans eye".

Although I am fully fledged nonsupport of long quotes of lyrics on blogs, I have buckled and used one as a title for this entry.

I'm sorry people even a godlike genius like me eventually disappoints.

However, the reasoning of this action should become clear.

This line was in my head for three hours whilst I tried (and inevitably failed dismally) to sleep last night. During this no mans land of restless half sleep I eventually became very annoyed at myself for saying it over and over. I'd just be drifting to the land of sweet Brecht less, Vince Noir-full sleep and BAM (no Phoebe not a bus) that line playing out in my head.

Despondency got the better of me and the part of me longing for dreams of Vince Noir resigned itself to the eternal state of Vincelessness.
After I had finished listing all the metaphorical connotations of this line in my head, I began listing all the literal meanings. I decided it would be pointless unless the murderer was small enough to hide out in a tear duct.

I then began to think of all the useless things that people do. Believe me guys there are allot!

And the nominations for the most annoying useless things people do are;

1) When people get annoyed and they pinch the skin in between their eyebrows to calm themselves down. Why do people do that? It's stupid I imagine it as a sort of cycle of life. One person get annoyed and does it and then someone sees them doing it and becomes so annoyed that they have to do it and so on...

2) Talking about crap. I don't mind the funny stuff but come on people? Does the whole bus really need to know about what your pet frog died of? Also in this category is having to talk to people who you don't know well enough to like and know to well to ignore. Asking people how they are and what they've been up to is ridiculous.

3) People who collect things. I don't care f its stamps, ornaments, elephant tusks, pyjamas or kids I don't want to know about it and I sure as hell don't want to see it. I also hate the fact that people who collect things always ask if you collect things and if you don't they give you a look of sympathy. Don't look at me like I'm a blind kitten just because I'm not sad enough to devote my existence to collecting and worshiping Star Wars memorabilia.

These are the three main ones that I decided on in the end. There were more including; blue tooth headsets, loud mobile conversations and when people look at you and laugh as if you know what joke Mr Boring-person-on -the-phone just made, those little tins of spaghetti with cartoon characters on as if this is going to make people buy them (however I think this is just because of my deprivation of cartoon pasta shapes as a child).

Eventually after deciding on what colour drapes and table arrangements I would have at 'The Annoying Bastard Awards' 2009 (instead of baftas my winners would receive bastard trophy's) I fell asleep. only to wake this morning and find that I'm back in this world of annoyance again today. However I am willing to put up with it as it's also the world of Vince.